Agent 99 has become the victim of KAOS. They sneaked in at mid-day while she was sleeping and purloined the over sized claw foot tub from her front porch. The very tub I requisitioned from CONTROL for her last year. It seems she has now taken to having to cleanse in a feline manner so once again an order has been placed for delivery of one massive claw foot tub. Included will be 15 yards of cement to anchor it to the ground so hopefully it will remain in place. Quick-ship fees have been waived. And of course the obligatory barrel of brandy!
A Report From The Free Press Rapid Response Project
This is the Lair's first report from the Free Press Rapid Response Project, an effort to spread the word about the loss of true journalism through the corporate consolidation of and government meddling in the media.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder. —Albert Einstein