calling all C.O.N.T.R.O.L. agents

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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ever wonder why agent bb2 posts so rarely?

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Another Tub for 99

Agent 99 has become the victim of KAOS. They sneaked in at mid-day while she was sleeping and purloined the over sized claw foot tub from her front porch. The very tub I requisitioned from CONTROL for her last year.
It seems she has now taken to having to cleanse in a feline manner so once again an order has been placed for delivery of one massive claw foot tub. Included will be 15 yards of cement to anchor it to the ground so hopefully it will remain in place. Quick-ship fees have been waived. And of course the obligatory barrel of brandy!

CONTROL Emergency Requisition #70211a

For Immediate Release

CONTROL has issued Emergency Requisition #70211a for the immediate delivery of one Ice Cream Sundae to Agent 99.

Bodhisattva

California State Senator Kuehl has made sure we can all appreciate just how dedicated Michael Moore is to us. I implore you, click on his picture here. It will take you to Senator Kuehl's YouTube page, where you can watch and hear him address our state government on Universal Health Care. Please. Wherever you are, you can't ignore this.

Six videos here of the introduction by Speaker Núñez and Q&A after the Sacramento screening of Sicko.

Can we please have our country back now?

Special CONTROL Requisition

by Bluebear2



While fighting the agents of KAOS our mighty Agent 99 has become tubless. The situation has become desperate as she no longer has a place to foment her plans for world peace and harmony.

Therefore I have forwarded an Emergency Requisition Order for one tub to be delivered immediately to her place of choice.

Also included will be a cone of silence with bark arrestor and a fresh barrel of brandy.