Saturday, December 25, 2010

From the Obama Administration
Merry Christmas to the Polar Bears

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  1. It's OBVIOUS we should just feed him to the polar bears if we want any benefit to come of his sorry birth... wherever that was... probably inside the moon with the rest of the shape-shifting space lizards.

  2. I'm sure they do. Black bears mostly eat fruit, but resort mostly to carrion and honey when there is no fruit available, but other types of bears are big on predation and pretty much aren't picky about where they get their meat. Oddly, most predators are NOT big on people as prey. I think they don't like how we taste, but it's probably more that we just don't act right, especially when we're not running... so this might let out space lizards too....

  3. We could smear honey on 'em and dat would pretty much cover all the bases....