He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder. —Albert Einstein
I want a cool jumpsuit. I can sing better than that!
ReplyDeleteI could be FAMOUS!
I COULD BE RICH AND SAVE THE WORLD.
But can you shake your head all crazy like that?
ReplyDeleteYessir! I got it bolted back onto my body with titanium and I can so totally shake it like nobody's bidnis, man!
ReplyDeleteI probably could do with a touch of cosmetic surgery and a spell at a spa, but I could like so way outdo her to itty bitty bits!